I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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