Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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