I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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