Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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