how can u be prego again
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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