Buhtt sex?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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