You surviving the open bar?
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this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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