your room smells of hookers.
And success
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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