You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
