the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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