Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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