Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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