It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Sext me about skeletons
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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