this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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