Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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