$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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