There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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