I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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