I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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