dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize