We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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