god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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