i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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