you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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