i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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