like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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