hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Less talking, more tequila
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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