My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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