dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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