In the future we'll all be gay
you mean i was at the winter classic?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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