3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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