I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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