she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
COCAINE IS GR8
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