Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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