I wannas sexs uuuuu
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she looked like the before picture.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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