Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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