I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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