There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
vagina is talking i cant
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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