if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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