so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
