I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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