I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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