I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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