you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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