It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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