If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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