would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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