Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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