so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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