why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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