The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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