Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
