Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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