Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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