do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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