return my video game
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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