I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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